I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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