I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
