You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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