ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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