i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
as a side note pls kill me
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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