I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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