Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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