He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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