Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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