Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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