my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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