wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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