Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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