It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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