I feel like abortions should bother me more
now i know why i became what i already was.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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