Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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