Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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