Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There r osticjed everywhere
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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