One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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