Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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