is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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