Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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