quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
