sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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