Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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