I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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