I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i now understand why vodka
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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