We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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