Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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