So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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