Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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