this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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