Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This baby is an asshole
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
