Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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