So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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