So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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