how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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