There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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