Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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