You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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