i just wanna soil my oats bro
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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