if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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