so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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