Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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