doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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