Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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