How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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