if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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