she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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