I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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